Hot Arms scares me

Hot Arms is happy for today. Her husband has a business trip to Boston and is expected to return tomorrow. Well, she says excitedly, he will be stranded and possibly not home until the weekend because of the storm.

She needs a divorce. She fantasizes assaulting him. She fantasizes assaulting him with a stick. I have to break down for her the difference between a simple assault (no weapons) and an aggravated assault (a stick is a weapon) and the nuances between serious bodily injury or some or none. She is scaring me. I don't want to be an accessory to a crime.

She mightily pounds the bags in the dojo. If an activity involves hitting a bag with a stick, she is fearsome. I easily imagine her breaking her husband's knees or ribs. And laughing as she stands over him while refusing him medical treatment. And she knows what bones to break. She's a doctor. A scary, angry doctor. The woman needs a divorce.